if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
oh
When the salesman told him “This car will be great for picking up girls” he wasn’t kidding! (via)
LITERALLY ME STEALING YOUR GIRL
oh my god
One of the posts I will never get tired of reblogging.
Wow :”>
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
