February 2012
1 tag
thisthingcalledmylife asked: i feel like a tumblr stalker. i always reblog you. ):
“Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic?”
– East of Eden (via modernmethadone)
“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via welcome-to-jamrock)
(via findingmysexy)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Watchpoprockzndshit:
lmfao
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people:
Me:
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
– Oscar Levant
I'm a lazy texter, unless I have feelings for you.