pussysista:

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

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“ You’re scared of the way I make you feel because you don’t want to feel anything.
like

shineonyoucrazyrainbow:

madammonster:

halfablyevilmarco:

memosfromlevi:

hanjicuatroojos:

a-soldier-to-humanity:

snk-potato-girl:

homosexual-titan:

*15 year old boy voice* TITANS

[16 yr old girl voice]
POTATOES

//15 year old boy voice// OCEANS

*30 year old woman voice* TITANS

*30 year old man voice* SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM

*16 year old boy voice* … [never mind, I’m dead]

The fact that I know EXACTLY who each person is.

Sorry but, the last one…

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