mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

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