“ And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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“ Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry.
“ Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.