queef-richards:

will rock n roll ever let me down hint the answer is no

(via eddievedderswave)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via julianahm-klass)

blackdenimjeans:

userbar:

Best iphone unboxing ever

Someone yelled “SHIT” I’m crying in class

(via tisperspective)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via sadcaty)

“ I just want to sleep. A coma would be nice. Or amnesia. Anything, just to get rid of this, these thoughts, whispers in my mind.
“ Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.

croptopswift:

my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

(via ravenclawbasketcase)